"Does anyone want lettuce on their taco?"
I was addressing five kids, all of whom know how to talk. I got bubkis.
"There's gonna be seven boys at my house Friday! 'Cause I'm having a friend over and my brother's having a friend over and then there's our dad and our dog..."
Right. That's not quite seven, but...
"So nobody wants lettuce on their tacos?"
Same kid: "Oh I do."