An oldie but goodie for you to enjoy while I'm sipping hot tea under a blanket, watching snow and reading a book or 12.
"Daddy, is John coming over to help you move my closet?"
"No, Kirt is."
"Yup. How do you like them apples?"
"What?! We're giving them some of our apples?"
No, but I still have plenty of jars of applesauce to share.